What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}